So what did you get for Christmas?
Or maybe you just got up and are reading this before the first present has been opened. Either way, here’s hoping you are having a wonderful Christmas and will take some time to think about those who can’t be home for the holidays and — even more sad — those who don’t have homes at all.
The older we get, the more we prefer the giving to the getting. It’s a part of the aging process.
That’s why I keep giving to my nemesis, Sister Hazel’s Drew Copeland. Each year, I present him with a wonderful gift by taking a dive on The Picks for bowl season.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
I’ve already paid off last year’s bet by buying him lunch. He ordered a salad. I fear that he’s going to go the route of Kenny Bania from Seinfeld and say, “No, that wasn’t lunch. That was a salad. I want Mendy’s.”
Each year we pick the SEC games, FSU and Miami (um, when they are in bowl games) and the College Football Playoffs.
After a really solid year (110-43, but you can throw the records out of the window and hopefully they hit Copeland in the head), it comes down to this — 13 picks, winner take all and by all I mean lunch. (I won’t be getting a salad.)
Oh, and a donation to Stop Children’s Cancer. ‘Tis the season.
Let’s see how we do.
Louisiana Tech vs. Miami
Perhaps the most amazing part of this game is that Tate Martell, the former Ohio State quarterback, is back in the mix at quarterback after twice leaving the team. I think Ibis is Latin for dysfunction. Miami, 28-20.
Copeland: Louisiana Tech.
Oklahoma State vs. Texas A&M
Dr. Football has been down on the Aggies all season. Chuba Hubbard is playing for the Mullets and I think that will be the difference. Okie State, 30-23.
Copeland: A&M. I’m sticking with my policy if when in doubt go with the best league in the country.
LSU vs. Oklahoma
LSU seems unstoppable. But Joe Burrow has had to face the best defense in the country — the banquet circuit. We saw what it did to Ohio State’s Troy Smith, but Burrow has a better constitution. LSU, 49-35.
Copeland: LSU. LSU has been ridiculous this year.
Ohio State vs. Clemson
I know everybody outside of Ohio is going to pick Clemson and it makes sense, which is why I’m going with the other team. Ohio State, 31-30.
Music City Bowl
Mississippi State vs. Louisville
Just think, if an Ole Miss player didn’t pretend to be a dog taking a leak, Miss. State might not have reached bowl eligibility. Louisville, 23-20.
Copeland: Miss. State.
Florida vs. Virginia
The Cavs get some players back they didn’t have against Clemson. With those players, they might have stayed within 30 of the Tigers. Florida, 31-18.
Copeland: Florida. Like there was any doubt.
Virginia Tech vs. Kentucky
I find it difficult to believe that Bud Foster — in his last game — won’t be able to stop a quarterback playing wide receiver. Virginia Tech, 20-10.
Copeland: Kentucky. He won’t.
FSU vs. Arizona St.
It’s kind of sad when they show video of the last time these two teams played, because it looks like it’s from the 1960s. It was 1984 and I covered the game in Tempe and I also look like I was shot in the 1960s. FSU, 28-21.
Copeland: This is the Tony the Tiger Bowl and the two teams have lost 12 games between them. That’s hardly “Gggggrrreeeeaaaat!” Arizona St.
Minnesota vs. Auburn
If I had a better feeling for the Auburn mindset going into this game, I’d have a better feeling about who will win this game. Or not. Auburn, 34-23.
Alabama vs. Michigan
This feels like the biggest non-playoff game of this bowl season. Over/under on Nick Saban jerking his headset off? On Jim Harbaugh just acting like a jerk during bowl week? Alabama, 31-24.
Georgia vs. Baylor
The Bulldogs have had a lot of people bail on this season including players and fans. You have a choice — a large salted caramel mocha or a ticket to the Sugar Bowl? They cost the same. Baylor, 30-21.
Copeland: Georgia. But I do wonder where their heads are.
Indiana vs. Tennessee
The Vols would really like to win this game to keep the momentum going into next year where they can become the media’s summer crush. Tennessee, 31-13.
Copeland: Tennessee. I think those coaches have done a tremendous job getting that team to bounce back from a slow start.
I have LSU and Ohio State in this game and the hope is that we get a great final. I’m not jumping off the LSU bandwagon I climbed on back when I started ranking the Tigers No. 1 back in September. LSU, 40-34.
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