The Back Nine comes at you after a weekend where I might have made a Homer Simpson-like impression on my recliner. Beer, Marge.
10. The NCAA Tournament, a.k.a. Big Dance, March Madness, Gambler’s Paradise, has been devoid of drama with the exception of the Duke-UCF game Sunday that was the perfect unscripted drama for TV. Other than that, it hasn’t been what we were hoping for the first four days. And as a result, it’s exactly what we should have been hoping for all along. The best teams are playing. If this were golf, Jim Nantz would be quietly talking about how impressive the leaderboard is. OK, so there have been few upsets and the tournament has so much chalk it looks like that geometry teacher you had in high school who had it all over his pants and tie. But the upcoming match-ups have the potential to have an epic four days. And, really, isn’t that what we really want, the heavyweights slugging it out until blue blood is drawn? We root for the underdog and want Loyola to win, but we don’t necessarily want to always see them play again. The power conferences flexed their muscles and treated these playoffs like they were College Football Playoffs. And you know what that means? More money for the conferences with the most money. The system for paying the conferences — and eventually the schools — rewards quantity and quality. The more teams in, great. The farther they advance, better.
11. Gee, there was a lot of complaining about the officials throughout the first weekend of the tournament (although there was little mention of Michigan being called for only 10 fouls in its win over Florida despite being the most physical team UF played, but I digress). I get it. And I also know there is not a darn thing you can do about it. Fans have been complaining about missed calls ever since they nailed a peach basket to a wall and started wearing uniforms. College basketball has become a difficult game to officiate and it’s not going to get any better. Look, we see officials go to the monitor for three minutes and still can’t figure out what happened. No more lecturing about the refs. I’ve got a different angle on my soapbox ….
12. Let’s talk about Mike White. I get that immediately after or even during a loss that ends the season, people are going to fire off negative comments on social media. It’s part of the world we live in. But what happens is that these posts and texts and emails lead writers to feel like they have to address an issue that really isn’t one. And then people start asking me about the Florida basketball coach. This was a weird season. It’s the only word for it. I thought White did an excellent job of getting this team to buy in and make things interesting in the postseason. He has Florida basketball in a good place. But there is this element of the fan base that truly believes Florida should be in the Final Four every year, in part because they have sipped from that fountain and long for the taste. At a place like Florida, it’s usually a process. Some fans believe it should be easy and yet the Gators struggle to sell out an arena that had a seat reduction during renovations. I’ll just leave that there.
13. One last word on the 2018-19 basketball team. Those of you who said you couldn’t watch them play anymore got your wish. It’s always sad when it’s over and you hate to see a team go out with a 49-point effort, but you should have learned to expect the unexpected with Team Weird. If nothing else, here’s what you should hope the returning players learned — there has to be a sense of urgency in every single game during the regular season. Because you don’t want to be anywhere out of the top four seed lines. When you are a 10, you get shipped to Des Moines, Iowa, and play a team that does you better than you on one day’s rest. Seeding matters and maybe these guys get it now. At any rate, goodbye to the seniors and it was certainly interesting. From the reluctant star in KeVaughn Allen to the odd career of Jalen Hudson to the lunch-pail efforts of Kevarrius Hayes, these guys always played hard.
14. Tom Izzo. Can we talk about Tom Izzo? I like the guy. He was very nice to me when I was in East Lansing, Mich., a long time ago. Always admired how he got his kids to play. Then this thing blows up out of control because he was berating a player. The player was used to it. He was cool. Coaches coach. But do you want to know why the story became a STORY? Because Izzo’s players kept grabbing him and holding him back like they were afraid it could get physical. That put an impression in people’s minds, that he might. That’s my theory. Anyway, my bracket has been about like the tournament, not terrible but mundane. I got 12 of the Sweet 16 teams. I’m not impressed either.
15. Well, what did you expect, that basketball wouldn’t dominate today after I watched, like, 38 hours of basketball over the last few days? The SEC is excited because four teams are still playing, but the other side of the new expectations around this conference is that three coaches have been let go. Billy Kennedy, I get. Great guy, but seems to have a ceiling and a deep floor. Avery Johnson. Terrific guy. His teams were always talented, but never seemed to be greater than the sum of their parts. Bryce Drew is an odd firing, because it was very un-Vandy like. You get a new AD, you probably shouldn’t lose every conference game. It should be really interesting to see where the three teams go.
16. We knew it might be an up-and-down season for Kevin O’Sullivan’s young baseball team, but it’s not just the freshmen who seem to be overwhelmed by the start of SEC play. Perhaps the Gators have hit the bottom after being manhandled in a three-game sweep by Vanderbilt. UF is now 1-5 in the conference, but I remember a Florida team that started miserable in the SEC by getting swept on the road and ended up winning the national title. So there. Bottom line is Florida is hitting .237 in SEC play with a 6.58 ERA and that’s not winning in any league.
17. There were a lot of great basketball tweets, but I felt I should address a fairly big story with the Tweet of the Week from Patriots’ writer Ben Volin — “Factoid of the day: Tom Brady was entering his 11th NFL season when Gronk was drafted nine years ago, and Brady has outlasted him.” I have always been amazed at the dominance at the position by Rob Gronkowski. But you don’t announce on the first weekend of March Madness. Wait a day and get the proper pub.
18. I have to stop singing in the steam room at the gym. Nobody has asked me yet, but I have noticed some heavy sighs. Your playlist:
• “Patience” by Tame Impala.
• “Sisyphus” by Andrew Bird.
• “Land of the Free” by The Killers.
• “Just You and I” by Tom Walker.
• And for an old one from an old man whose wife reminded him that he likes too many songs from the ’60s for a guy who is pretending to be hip musically (at least I think that’s what she was implying) “Love Is All Around” by The Troggs. D-Em-G-A. Easy-peezy.
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