OMAHA, Neb. — I finally found her.
I found the person.
I knew there was one out there. It turns out she is driving the media shuttle bus from the luxurious Sleep Inn to TD Ameritrade Center.
I didn’t ask her name. I don’t want to know. She is a very nice woman. We chatted about a number of things on the ride.
She asked me who the most famous person I ever interviewed.
I threw out Jack Nicklaus and Jackie Gleason. I dropped Pete Rose and Tiger Woods (group setting, of course).
And then I said this.
“And I know Tim Tebow pretty well.”
The ultimate closer, right?
“Who’s that?” she asked.
I explained. She still had never heard of him.
So I found her, the one person in America who has never heard of Tim Tebow.
My quest is complete.