Vote for Bush, the end of days
Published: Monday, November 1, 2004 at 6:01 a.m.
Last Modified: Sunday, October 31, 2004 at 10:58 p.m.
As one of 46 percent of Americans who believe we are now living in the end times and fast approaching Armageddon, I am not at all bothered that the postwar occupation of Iraq is proving to be a total disaster.
So, what if no weapons of mass destruction were found? So, what if there was no link between al-Qaeda and Iraq? The worse things get in the Middle East, the sooner Christ will return to earth.
I am not worried either when Vice President Cheney says we will be attacked by a nuclear bomb. Even if Christ doesn't appear immediately after we are attacked again, at least we'll finally be able to get rid of that pesky suicide pact called the U.S. Constitution.
Finally, we'll have a theocratic state with Jesus Christ as Lord. No more abortion, and adulterers and homosexuals will be stoned to death. So, I am voting for Bush.
With his administration in charge, I am confident we will soon see apocalyptic destruction.
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