Captain Ribman has Answers
Published: Tuesday, January 27, 2004 at 1:28 p.m.
Last Modified: Tuesday, January 27, 2004 at 1:28 p.m.
Dear Captain RibMan,
As a fine upstanding U.S. citizen, I have having difficulties
which candidate to vote for. Many of them espouse ideals I
agree with, but
none of them espouse all of them. Any suggestions?
--J Rybinski, San Antonio
You sound idealistic and full of the leadership qualities that I
look for in
a government official. Have you thought about running for
office? I love
your strong stance on topics. You are innovative. A Washington
You talk about "espousing"; does this have anything to do with
Do you have a newsletter that could give me more insight into
If not, don't worry about it, I'll vote for you anyhow -- You
say you don't
agree with everything that others say, and neither do I! So, by
must agree with everything you do!
Can I be your running mate? I don't know what office you are
but I'd love to run with you! J. Rybinski and C. RibMan! Ryb &
"Creating a better future for our children! Although,
not 'our' children!" Again, where do you stand on this whole
thing? Should we adopt?
Dear Captain RibMan,
My favorite movie is Pee Wee's Big Adventure and my favorite
part of that
movie is when he goes into a bar and tells all the bikers to be
because he is making a phone call. What is your favorite movie
This past year was a tumultuous one. With Arnold Schwarzenegger
winning the Governorship of California, it led me to review his
body of films. Most importantly, of course, with his stance on
and reduction of crime, "Kindergarten Cop" was the obvious focus
of many of
my weekends. At a poignant part of the movie, John Kimble
delivers the line, "I'm the party pooper." That is deep on so
Furthermore, his movie "Predator" featured the
"If it bleeds, we can kill it." Trivia fun: The movie
the most muscle-bound freak/actors-turned-governor out of any
in the 1980s.
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